Ah, Beijing’s Temple of Heaven. Look at that crowd. Thousands of people, all doing the exact same thing: holding up their phones like they’re trying to charge them via spiritual osmosis. We wait in the gloom, staring at a dark silhouette, pretending this isn’t just a massive group photo op. But then—bam! The lights hit. Suddenly, those intricate green and blue tiles actually matter. The golden sphere glows, the eaves light up, and everyone collectively sighs in relief that their Instagram stories will finally have some contrast.